What a weekend. The plan was to go to Chiang Mai, but eight
of us didn’t feel like paying for a hotel for two nights, so we decided to take
an early bus from Thaton to Chiang Mai. And since no one else was really taking
initiative about a plan, Justin and I found a couple of activities to do there,
wrote some numbers down, made a reservation, and crossed our fingers that
everything would work out okay! We woke up to one of the chilliest mornings
we’ve encountered (chilly is relative of course; it still wasn’t cold enough
for a jacket!) and a mist of rain, caught an empty bus at 6:30 am, and were on
our way.
The bus ride took four hours and wound through an amazing mountainous
jungle. It was a charter-type bus that made lots of stops and eventually filled
all the way up. The road was snakey and narrow and we had to be careful not to
look down too often to keep from getting carsick. It was kind of like the
Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland! Four hours later we were let out at a very
confusing bus station where no one spoke English, and wandered around until a
taxi driver intervened. He had to ask some other drivers about where it was our
address said we needed to go, but eventually we were packed into the song tao
ready to go! We found our little hostel on a side street after getting dropped
off. It was such a charming little place! Everyone was delighted at our cute
destination, and I was just relieved we had done as well as we did, considering
I was the only one in the group who had ever stayed in one before. Our room
wasn’t ready yet so we decided what the heck, on with the adventures! Our first
stop was Tiger Kingdom, which we had carefully scoped out only to find that it
is practically plastered all around the city as a major attraction.
We managed
to find two taxi drivers who would take us to the Tiger Kingdom and to Wat Phra That Doi Suthep for 100 baht per person, less than 4 USD. Considering that's an all-day trip, it was a bargain! We love how taxi drivers basically become your best friends for the day: they wait for you no matter how long you take and spend a large portion of their day carting you around. This guy was a stud. He had a little tuff of hair under his chin, and reminded us of Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda.
Tiger Kingdom was unbelievable. Justin and I laughed at the
funny English translations on the website, but it lived up to its description: "not a zoo, but instead a tiger park and restaurant." You pay to spend 10 minutes
in a pen with the size of tiger of your choosing: smallest, small, medium or
large. And then you wait for your number to be called, spend 10 minutes laying
down, basking, and spooning with tigers and have the greatest time of your
life. Standing outside the cages waiting our turn, it was crazy to think that
we were going to very shortly be IN the pen, touching these huge, beautiful creatures,
and honestly it was a little bit frightening at first, but as soon as we got in
there was nothing scary about it. It was like hanging out with a big lazy dog.
The organization claims to not tranquilize or abuse their animals, so who knows
why they didn’t rip us to shreds and eat our bodies, but we’re sure glad they
didn’t! Tigers are AMAZING and it was pretty unreal to be petting their
beautiful striped coats and holding their long tails. We weren’t allowed to
touch their front paws or heads (which makes me feel like there was still
potential for harm!), but they told us to rub the big kitties’ bellies because
they really like it.
Ah, such an amazing experience!!
We headed over to the smallest tiger play pen, at which
point we noticed that our camera was mysteriously not saving any pictures onto
the new memory card we had put in earlier that morning, and could not even
believe how lucky we were that the ticket selling lady had talked us into going
in on a photographer with two other people. Otherwise we would have ZERO
pictures of this remarkable experience! And it wasn’t a bad deal—the pictures
turned out really well. We’re just grateful to have them :)
The baby tigers were pretty sleepy but impossibly adorable.
We got to feed one of them with a bottle and pet plenty of tiger tummies and
backs. I want one!! The pictures Tiger Kingdom advertisements are pretty
deceiving into making you believe that you will have tiger cubs, like, play on
you, lick your face, and be your best friend for 10 minutes, but it was still
worth it to get to play with the little guys.
Thinking our day could not get any better, we got back in
our taxis and agreed to have our drivers take us to a snake show. No one was
really psyched about it, but it ended up being really awesome. The main snake
guy apparently worked on the set of Rambo with Sylverster Stalone when it was
filmed in Thailand lots of years ago, and he was legit! There was one giant
python that we got a picture with, two stalker cobras, one GIANT king cobra, a
jumping snake, and three smaller snakes whose name I don’t remember. The arena
wasn’t very big and the snakes would sometimes just B-line it for the outside
of the ring of the arena, which made us feel like tigers weren’t the most
terrifying experience we’d had during the day. These snake trainers had guts!
Oh and after the show they put scorpions on our shirts.
Tigers seemed like cuddle buddies after this!
See? Rambo. Legit.
Our last stop of the day was to Doi Sutep . . ., a Buddhist
temple at the top of a 306 step staircase. It’s one of the major Buddhist
attractions in the area where lots of Thai people come to worship, and the
architecture was amazing.
At the bottom of the steps
Gotta love signs that target you for paying
money..haha.
The main part of the temple. It was beautiful!
There was a sign by this piece of fabric telling people to write their names on it so that it can be wrapped around the temple. We weren't sure why, but we weren't going to pass up the chance! We left our mark in English, Farsi, and Chinese.
We had to remove our shoes before going in, as is custom in most
religious buildings here. The view from the top was incredible—it looked like
the last three minutes of an airplane ride when you can start to see the
details of the city below.
We loved the details on the temple and in the
outside courtyard, including these little Buddhist monk statures that reminded
us of lawn gnomes back home. Adorable!
We bartered for a bit there, always a
good time, until our drivers told us it was time to go. We ended our day
adventure at our hostel, only to gear up for a fun night on the town. We got
some food at a Mexican restaurant, which seemed like a good idea until halfway
through our green chili and chicken burrito we realized that it just tasted
like Thai food wrapped with a tortilla and smothered with cheese, but it was
still fun to be Americans eating Mexican food in Thailand.
Funny thing about
the silverware: Thai people, like Persians, use a fork in the right had for
shoveling food onto the spoon held in the left hand, which is then used to
deliver food into your mouth. Hard to maneuver at first, but once you can do it
you realize it’s efficiency. After eating this way for a couple of weeks, we
got to this restaurant where we were only given a fork and a knife, and we had
a seriously hard time with it! I kept trying to use my knife as a shovel to get
food onto my fork but it just wasn’t the same. What has become of us in such a
short period of time??
We finished the night off with some shopping at a night
bazaar in the city, bartering for fun souvenirs and trying to not make the
street vendors mad when we wouldn’t pay their ridiculous prices. Always a good
time!
Riding home in a "tuk tuk"
Ronald McDonald has adapted well to Thai culture!